Daddy, how was i born?

I got this from a fren last week. The way he put it is funny, so i might as well share it out to u guys.

Junior asks his dad, "Daddy, how was I born?"

His dad sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!" "Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button."

"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorised program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got Male'!"

Reply from me fren:

This never would have happened if she had used Mac OS X instead of Microsoft Windows.

You get unwanted "males" when you are not "protected".

Anyway, in the beginning of time, Microsoft was naive. But now Microsoft is a big girl and became prettier as she grew up - but still never really got real "protection" from the big bad world. Plus she was extremely "happy-go-lucky" in her new outfit she called "Windows XP."

So now everyone was "into" her. Sending her spam, adverts (spyware) saying how pretty she was just to woo her. The sad thing is, she always "layan" and never really could tell who was good and who was bad.

Now she has to have all sorts of vaccinations from her "doctor" - Slammer vaccine, Spyware vaccine. And her doctor charges her a lot for that as well.

People know that she's messed up but still "use" her. Maybe cos she's easy to get and does not require a lot of "bling-bling"...?

Maybe...

Therefore, we should all stop using Ms Windows so we won't get unwanted "males"? :)